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Mage Armor (media.piefed.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How many of you waited for the gif to load?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 61 points 4 weeks ago

For anyone else who needs it:

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Mage hand. Target: testicles.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ponder the blue ~~orb~~ balls

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bad plan, wizards are usually very squishy.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Good plan, the wizard makes a better shield/weapon when they stop squirming (aka die)

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Check his pockets, he might have a phylactery.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't carrying an actual shield be easier and be more durable?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry, is this some NPC thing I'm too Barbarian to understand?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wizard: I shall also wear armour.

Fantasy lore: no, you can't wear that.

Wizard: why? I'm going to be fighting too. I don't want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.

Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn't be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I'm sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why my oblivion play through is a wizard with a shield and heavy armor.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

honestly it's a damn shame battle mages aren't standard, it's such a cool concept
Imagine shields specifically designed for use with magic, with a slot cut out on the side for your hand to be exposed so you can cast spells

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 5 points 3 weeks ago

A fun thing people often forget about Mage Armor is that you can cast it on other people, which is occasionally even helpful!