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[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That’s almost like the old ”Finnish Breakfast Meme” but a healthier version.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 72 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The “Perfect For Sharing” title should be placed on the top part of the box. At first glance, I thought the last meal was the one for sharing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"You gonna finish that cigarette? Can I have it?"

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I remember a time doing fours on a cig lol

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hated that guy. Fuck off and buy your own fags!!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

"Babe, you just chill, I know exactly what to order"

I thought it was meant to be for if youre dumping someone and dont want the meal to last long or to pay for their food. Get in, have your 'last meal' together and then drop them and get out lol.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I thought the same, like congrats on making it even more pathetic. Hey bro wanna go halfsies on a last meal?

[–] magpie@mander.xyz 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The most German thing here 'sausage salad'

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 27 points 3 days ago

It's a lighter, refreshing alternative to meat salad.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

I like steak salad. with bacon instead of lettuce

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[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Been some time since I stopped smoking prepacked, but they were available in 21,22, 27, 30 and 35 I believe. Dependent on the brand

[–] Laser@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're available in different sizes

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's fascinating..neat

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

You're at Airbräu! I love it!

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oops, sorry. This is pork-derived water.

[–] remon@ani.social 13 points 3 days ago

Wurstwasser.

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And you're trying to tell me this isn't perfect for sharing?

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

The Québec style is a can of Pepsi with a cigarette and some religious words that are also swear words because reasons.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Replace the water with coffee and it's the European breakfast in its purest form.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

continental breakfast? should be a croissant.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or so the French would have you believe

Napoleon strikes again

[–] NochMehrG@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In my town there ist one restaurant which offers this as smoker’s breakfast, including coffee.

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In Germany that's called a hooker's breakfast.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

France just calls that breakfast.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I'll have mine with a last word

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Reminds me of the "Poachers Plate (free)" for small kids having some food from their parents order.

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

That sounds like it's illegal under our tobacco tax law

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

I don't get it, what is this? Is this some kind of reference to something?

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why's the menu in English?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago

German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

It's in the airport. Actually, Airbräu is the only brewery that is located in an airport as far as I know. It has also weirdly cheap (and very tasty) beer for being both in "Munich" and in an airport .

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

Probably depends on the standards you're used to. For germans it may be okayish at best, for americans it might be the best bread they've ever tasted.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

German bread is quite good generally

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