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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Anon is ugly, stinks, or has a terrible personality; or a mix/combination of those.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He had one dread, and fungus. Worked on people's toilets with plungers.

[–] barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

I've seen a weird amount of Del references on Lemmy and I'm here for it.

[–] joshg253@fedia.io 1 points 4 days ago

it's important to practice good hygiene

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 days ago

He's obnoxious enough to try to pick up women in class. That's enough, really.

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[–] lemmysquezzy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Anon does online degree is more accurate 🤷‍♂️

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today -1 points 3 days ago

students arnt trying to date while they are class, and the guy is a college creep, hes essentially like brian from family guy that went to college to pickup girls, eventhough he doesnt go there., i had unforunate event of having to listening to one of these pickup artists(my bro was watching) and the creep went to a college library to pickup some chicks, but he was also condescending," oh because she is taking a low level math, i passed in mS in college MEANS THE girl isnt bright at all" , and he was indicating the girl is stupid so it should be easy.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Women don't enjoy being approached in public.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Ok. I'll just wait inside their house then 👍

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