This is so clever. I love it
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Initially I thought this would be about the Chat Control law and dodging end-to-end encryption. Turns out it's just a clever little joke.
It's good to be reminded sometimes that not everything is fucked up and there's still room for a bit of fun.
Genius
At first I thought this was going to be a joke about asking the landlord instead of the tenant.
was talking a few weeks ago that vampires would me great at property disputes.
also the question, would permission of a landlord be enough for a vampire to enter a house, or does he need the permission of the tenants living there?
The landlords needs to give a written notice to the tenants at least 24h before they can give permission to the vampire. And the landlord needs to be present as well. Unless the vampire is a registered repair man, then the notice is enough.
if I'm ever a landlord (please violently murder me if that ever happens) I'd put a vampire clause like that in the legal agreement
Depends. Modern conception is aristo scum. So if it's meant to be tragic; resident. If it's meant to be horror; landlord state or your alexa bullshit.
read it as "survivor" and had to reread it five times before I noticed it said "surveyor."