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My Scottish girlfriend was feeling homesick (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So I decided to make a homemade haggis to cheer her up. I thought I had a fairly strong constitution, but as soon as I started mixing the heart, lungs, and kidneys, I realized I didn't have the stomach for it.

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[–] geogle@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

That's just offal.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

You could have just deep fried any random thing you had laying around the house and she would have been fine. It doesn't even have to be food.