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[–] f314@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Shits to give, obviously

[–] xcutie@linux.community 60 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

Came here to post this, you beat me to it.

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 89 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It takes quads to be the king

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

check'em

EDIT : here's an additional riddle. How do you check for dubs on here? 🤔

[–] tinsuke@lemmy.world 58 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 42 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's close to this, but it's shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man's feet, and the beggar barefoot

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 40 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Good ol’ six shoes, we call him.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 9 points 7 hours ago

It's a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear...

Honestly, if it wasn't for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV's or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 10 hours ago

Fair point!

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 13 points 11 hours ago

Damn, you're probably right. This is some sphinx bullshit.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Clown girls got me thirstin for seltzer water.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

She looks a little young but if we're not talking about the individual and instead the genre and general rule, then yeah I feel it.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

It's not as popular on porn sites as we'd like

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 15 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

I'm blanking on this, what's the answer?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 146 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Letters.

'King' is four letters long, 'Man' is two letters long, 'Beggar' is zero letter long.

I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 90 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 41 points 11 hours ago

Give this thing the nuclear codes

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 51 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, you got the riddle correct. Good job!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 23 points 12 hours ago

Vibe check passes!

*pushes to production*

[–] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 19 points 12 hours ago

No fucking way, that’s what google actually tells you 😂

[–] lath@piefed.social 7 points 8 hours ago

Horsemen of the apocalypse.

The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn't have to worry about any because they're already living the end times every day.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 8 hours ago

It's an engagement bait.

[–] NoTagBacks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nah that's the joke answer in the meme I'm asking about the real answer.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kubica@fedia.io 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

People don't believe that answer because it would be more like "King has 1000, Man has 1, Beggar has 0"

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Well technically no, that would be something between a Laissez Faire Capitalism and a regular Aristocracy.

A real King in a true Monarchy owns all, his citizens are just living in it, so a king would have 1, a man would have 0, and a beggar would have 0. Kings had the full authority to swap the possessions and statuses of any man and beggar at any time for no reason.

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 5 points 13 hours ago

No, that's whats black and white and red all over.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 11 hours ago

Summer house.