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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

All humans decent from Adam and Eve, yet they only had 3 sons.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 3 hours ago

Gen 5:4 "After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters."

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 16 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What i interpreted is basically if you have gay sex your sentence is to smoke a bunch of weed

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

that tracks with my lived experience

[–] poofkaboom@feddit.nl 1 points 4 hours ago

Can I do it the other way round? Like how people ask for forgiveness before doing the sin

[–] Forester@pawb.social 57 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Just fyi. The original Hebrew version is anti pedo not anti gay. I'm certain this link won't be popular, but . https://jewishstandard.timesofisrael.com/redefining-leviticus-2013/

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Also Leviticus is old testament. So this is less relevant/generally superceded by newer text.

[–] bramkaandorp@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Only for Christians. I would assume this still holds for Jewish people, as well as some christians who still holds to the Old Testament due to Jesus saying that the old text will not be superceded.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 18 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The thing that bothers me with that explanation, is that if "where the Torah is concerned, every word counts" than why didn't they use the word 'boy' instead of the more ambiguous 'male'? Seems an intentional choice to refer to men and boys together.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 20 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

They did

The word zachar is is any male 13 years old or older that is not married that has functional equipment

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/196414?lang=bi

Or did you expect them to write it in English?

Edit I got my words mixed up I don't speak Hebrew.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

No, you are correct.

If it meant men, it would use the same word twice (like the mediocre translation above). It specifically uses a different word to indicate a different meaning. איש at the beginning of the verse, and זכר in the second part of the verse.

Legitimate scholars all agree that this is not referring to the type of gay relationships that generally exist today. They disagree only with the exact meaning that was intended.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

No, I'd have expected them to say ילד if they only wanted to mean man with boy and not man with any form of male.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The word ילד would be insufficient. It does not include נער, or עלם, which would be the more likely scenario (not to mention עול, which would be unthinkable). זכר is the more obvious choice.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

You really are missing the forrest by staring at trees.

The key context between ish zachar and yéled is that an ish is of mental and sexual maturity, an zachar is of sexual maturity and a yélid is neither.

So if a zachar is off limits for being too immature it's implied so is an yélid.

If you don't understand the context of that I can't help you.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Okay let me get this straight for my own understanding:

In South Park, the Vatikans said "the bible states it’s not forbidden to fuck young boys" and the original Hebrew wording literally states that this is forbidden.

As in: "stoned shall not be the gay, but the one that gropes children"?

[–] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

You realize SP is satire right?

Yes the original wording explicitly forbids adult men from fucking males that have not themselves reached full adulthood

The wording roughly would be man should not fuck adolescent male it is abhorrent

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mostly see it as an exaggeration rather than satire.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Satire

the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

I'm a bit pedantic about words and their meanings ;)

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 14 hours ago

needs moar jpeg

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's my secret. I'm always high. 😎

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Like a junkie cosmonaut, beneath a green sheet of glass?

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

hey hey hey like gettin low

I'm always.. Just okay

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

do you guys live in the same building?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

So there I was. Barbeque sauce on my titties.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Iirc Oregon or Colorado legalized pot and gay marriage at virtually the same time. I remember the memes of a freaked out preacher yelling "NO NOT LIKE THAT!!" lol. Good times.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 16 hours ago

Or have very big balls like stones.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago

Everyone asks why are you gay? But I want to ask, "Why are you boxer?".

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, and then Paul and Sosthenes took even that away.