Stalkers = women demanding child support.
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It's wild to me how Musk is proving (just like Trump is) how fundamentally weak and small he is.
Fred Rogers never had to travel with a single bodyguard.
All the top-of-the-billionaires do. Zuck, Gates, Bezos, all have 24/7 security. You can see them lurking around in many of the photos.
https://shikshanews.com/10-most-guarded-people-in-the-world-2019-trump-is-not-on-no-1/
Is he still using his own child as a human shield?
He probably forgot him somewhere again
Not a single one of them would take a bullet for him.
”Homicidal maniacs”? Do they need to be maniacs?
Imagine if someone had travelled to the past to kill Hitler, failed, and then Hitler would include them in his speeches: "I already survived a homicidal maniac!".
I sometimes ask myself if 90% of Lemmy consists of hobby-revolutionaries....
How many guards?
Never more than 20.
Remember when UHC got shot, musk started using one of his children as a human shield. He would often hold the shield in front of him, Everytime he does a press release
His bodyguards must be lucky all the time, whereas...
Have you seen the comments in any tesla or musk thread? I'd sleep with 20 body guards if I were him and the rest of the world was as crazy as lemmy's neckbeard basement dwelling Linux obsessed hivemind 😂
I mean... There is a non-zero chance he might get Luigied....
man i can only dream
You can still do it!
it's almost like championing certain 'activists' and then being shocked when people don't like you is a predictable outcome. who'd have thought.
Not xSecurity?
XeXuriXy
X2AE, and sidareal
“Foundation Security” 🙄
Probably related to the Foundation series from Isaac Asimov and Musk’s absurd idea that he is remotely a figure in some such space story.
Looks like his ketamine dealer has good stuff these days
He's named after a character called The Elon from Werner Von Braun's sci-fi book called The Mars Project
Asimov has too much empathy for Elmo
iirc he's named after some space serial character. I do wish he'd just fuck off to space.
Thats why he names his children like the way he does
I say next time Musk wants to get a permit to fly one of his Starship test flights, we require he be riding on the thing.
You misunderstand him. When he said that space conquest would have casualties, he was thinking about NPCs. He's the Player1 in this universe. Contrary to all of us, he's not expandable: the game would instantly ends.
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He probably identifies with The Mule.
Good. Stay lonely with the gang of dudes you have to pay to hang around you and whose only job is to keep people away from you.
I just went to see a movie with a big group of friends and now getting a burger, before tonight I work on a creative project with some other friends who all really respect and appreciate each other's talents.
Something this fascist freak will never have.
Elon Musk, father of 14 children was basically never seen with his kids until a CEO was shot. Now he always travels with at least one portable meat shield.
Father of 14 known children. The down low is apparently he pays women one million dollars to bear his child and she has to sign a non-disclosure agreement that she won't tell people it is his baby.
He is on record saying he wants to make a legion. That is around five thousand babies. He is one of the richest men in the world so this is within his reach. I am going to go throw up now.
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Is it fair to call someone who wants to kill the richest Nazi in the world, who wants to destroy western democracy and rule the world, a maniac?
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Ketamine is making him paranoid
And cocaine, I believe he consumes both,.with dashes of shrooms from time to time
Nah. There are legit people out to get him. At least, there should be.
It is good to know this guy is terrified of the consequences of his own actions. I'm sure his hired meat shield will stop and mitigate some threats. I doubt they will stop and mitigate them all.
We should feed his paranoia. Everyone should start messaging him on Twitter warning him of the prospect of mosquito-sized suicide drone assassins. Warn him there are rumors that he is the target of a group developing this technology.
Let's see if we can drive him truly mad. We'll turn him into a proper Howard Hughes in no time. He'll lock himself in a hermetically sealed bunker 24/7. And that's when the real demons kick in....
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Is the human shield kid a security professional too? By the time he's 18 he will have 16 years of bodyguard experience, the perfect employee just like in those entry level job ads.
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