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[–] chairsushi@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

A shelled salamander

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 2 weeks ago

Definitly some mollusque.

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hermit crab?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tubifex worm

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Snail with four legd

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] aegis_sum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Marsupials?

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

How about turtoise? Their skin is a bit slimy when it‘s wet.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Salamanders, people keep them as pets

[–] WalterLego@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cattersnail?

No, Snailapillar!

[–] Beeper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

most ocean things are slimy. Shrimps might count too.

[–] AMoistGrandpa@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Only two arms, one “foot”, I guess?

Three is pretty close!

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] syreus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Eh. Four limbs.

[–] MoMo4541@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
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