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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.

Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.

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[–] NaibofTabr 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What has 0.5 house?

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?

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[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Florida man

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Frogs aren't slimy though.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

You ever touched one? They're kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.

[–] ater@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A sloth!

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

🦀 🦀 🦀

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Pregnant frogs?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A gnome is also missing there

[–] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

A horny turtle

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Nautilus missing some tentacles.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Armadillo?

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Saint bernard?

[–] T156@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

If you can have slugs and snails, the other one is a toad

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Kangaroo

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[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I wonder if it is just stone

[–] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Neckbeard computer chair

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