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[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

They're gonna draw straight lines over the gays???

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It's kind of funny how all the British Pythons have stories about Graham Chapman claiming that none of them even knew what gay was before they met him. They were all like "uh, we went to public school in England - how would we not have known anything about that?"

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 111 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, I guess. Mine was a reference to the y'know, lgbtq+ community's meaning of queen lol

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh I had zero idea that was a thing

[–] essell@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I am the fcking British Queers. Gonna go colonise myself

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago

I have a folder for that.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

What about the non-fucking gays?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Homoromantic asexuals are valid.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Homasexual.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works -5 points 16 hours ago

That's not real

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 58 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Please verify you are 18

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the gays!

Faces will be added to the database.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

Fuck my license upload isn’t working can someone tell me what the text says?!?!?

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA! ALL HAIL LELOUCH!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Next administration: report to camps

[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

And, of course, report every person who expresses disagreement, for the sake of the party's interests.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Britain colonised the gays...and did something to Transgender people that will be covered up in Operation Legacy.

[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

There were leaked transcripts of pretty much that, covering up the suicides of trans kids. Wish I had the link, too busy at the moment to look it up.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

colonization is just another word for gay sex

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

You can ise my colon anytime, big boy!

[–] RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's about all Britain does. That and steal shit from other places and cultures. Given how they normally treated colonies I'd expect treatment similar to Alan Turing.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Good point. They should have all their colonisers and their descendants return to the origin of their ancestors and turn the land back over to the original owners, right? No one should still be benefitting from it.

[–] RedSeries@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

I agree. I have no idea how that will happen, but I agree.