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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 139 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A little more time and a lot more money. But the savings will be huge. The savings will make the current era of extravagant burning piles of money look like a sound investment. You'll be glad you got in on the ground floor...

We do need a little more time, though. And money.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Also, water. We’ll take all of that please, just pipe it right over to our spot in the desert. We’ll need some more money with that, of course.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 20 points 7 months ago

Just one more datacenter, bro!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

and all the water+energy a small country needs.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 45 points 7 months ago

I'm pleased to report that all those other promised utopia frameworks turned out perfect, and aren't in any way still a huge daily pain in the ass. I expect no less from this time around. Computers are finally smart. It's great.

It's the AI that is prone to delusions, or was that just me?

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

imagine AI replacing investors and CEOs

[–] Jarme@jlai.lu 2 points 7 months ago

Random machines replacing random machines