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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

wait til he flies out the front window, into a tree, or into the street.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 4 points 6 hours ago

TOUCH THAT STOVE

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Bet he doesn’t fear getting jacked on the DL by dudes on grinder though

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

I hope he gets exactly what he deserves.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 12 hours ago

My ex always refused to wear a seat belt in Ubers because it "helps prevent being abducted by sex traffickers". He was a 6"3" 450lb black man. I don't think the seat belt would have made much of a difference.

Apparently it was some nonsense he heard on TikTok. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the same.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 43 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Alright, please tell me how not wearing a seat belt helps in a carjacking in any way?

[–] LovingHippieCat@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago

It's actually incredibly helpful! For the carjackers. They can just pull you out instead of having to threaten you to unbuckle and then pull you out. It skips a whole step!

[–] spamfajitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't wear a seatbelt when I'm in DC and I've never been carjacked once...I just walk, take the metro and ride an occasional bus to get around.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

So is not wearing a seat belt a euphemism for not driving? What a weird way to say that statement.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 18 hours ago

Not in the senator’s case. He was talking about how he drives himself, and doesn’t wear a seatbelt in his jeep in case he gets carjacked because he “doesn’t want to be slowed down.”

Because we’re all familiar with the scourge of carjackings that became murders when people took the 5 seconds to undo their seatbelts.

[–] spamfajitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The implication is that I don't have to worry about any of it because I just don't drive in DC. Public transportation in DC is perfectly fine when there's at least one functioning escalator.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Oh damn, sorry. I thought you were quoting him rather than expanding with your own experience.

Still not sure why the Senator in the post doesn't wear a seat belt.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

I can't think of a scenario. It gives you time to put the car in reverse and knock them down with the open door.

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 66 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 6 hours ago

big bwave man lol

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

These fucknuts work themselves into a panic over their own propaganda.

That said, I would have much preferred that the author of the article didn't just mindlessly regurgitate his made up statistics and instead followed up with actual statistics.

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 22 hours ago

Trump decides there should be a new reality that benefits him in some way. Then the marching orders get sent down through the party. Do whatever it takes to create this new reality.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Thanks. Fixed.

[–] oh_@lemmy.world 47 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

DC police need to pull him over and give him a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

Probably driving around with no doors on the jeep, wearing flips flops and no seatbelt, talking about ‘I’m afraid of carjackers.’ Just stop with this nonsense MarkWayne.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like a self-correcting problem to me.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Hopefully self-correcting.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago

Charles Darwin please take the wheel.

[–] gointhefridge@lemmy.zip 16 points 20 hours ago

That’s stupid and against the law.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Used to work with this fool who refused to wear a seat belt, but kept a gun in the glove-box "for protection".

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You can just shoot the car crash and then it can't hurt you

[–] unknown@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

The only thing that can stop a car crash, is another car crash with a gun.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't you more likely to get into a rear end collision than get carjacked?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 15 points 20 hours ago

infinitely. also, not having your seatbelt buckled makes you easier to carjack

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 7 points 21 hours ago

Is it difficult to take off a seat belt? It's nothing I've ever had trouble with. Hell, the fact you're probably in a sealed bullet-proof car, then jumping out is much more risky. Let alone the statistically higher even of getting in an accident.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 8 points 23 hours ago

What a cunt...

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago