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If I'm in a Walmart pharmacy during an active shooter situation, what drug should I look for to get me SUPER fucked up?
I was once prescribed Ibuprofen + Hydrocodone after a dentist's appointment and shiiiiiit, son. I had to stop that nonsense once I realized why everything was so fucking golden.
Fentanyl lozenge probably
Edit: you might die, grab a narcan
TIL they sell lozenges that can kill me. I want one!
They may not stock it, not all pharmacies do. A lot do though
It’s not a lozenge the way you think though (like a cough drop). It’s like a weird stick. Addicts call it a fentanyl lollipop.
not an over-the-counter kind of tweaker myself, but the popular ones are benzoes (like Xanax), opiates (like Oxy and Vicodin), and amphetamines (aderol).
ambien and benadryl have a niche in people who want to meet their paralysis demons while awake.
none of that I actually recommend, stick to the hard stuff
robocough
robopuke
I think they came up with tablets to solve that lol
Soma. Its like sleepytime ecstasy that lasts 20-30min.
high levels of serotonin in the body - agitation, hallucinations, fever, sweating, shivering, fast heart rate, muscle stiffness, twitching, loss of coordination, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea.
they actually called it that? that sounds like a scifi drug 😂
because it is that as well :p
I KNEW it! of course it was the one required reading scifi dystopia I missed because I stayed home sick
there’s a TV series too that’s excellent
different to the book in many ways, but excellent
In Cambodia you can just buy them in any quantity in any pharmacy without prescription, for really cheap... And there are streets with 30 pharmacies.
That would be life changing for me. I have debilitating anxiety. To the point where I start vomiting and cant go to work. Benzodazapines are beyond difficult to get a script for in my state. However they are the only thing that helps but no Dr will hear me out. Yet another reason I'd like to leave the states
Cambodia is an amazing country with amazing beautiful kind and open people. I don't know how life is when you live there, I was only there on holiday. I got so relaxed when I got there, I didn't need any bezo's. I just got them for fun, because why not. Only after 2 weeks, I didn't even think about it before then. But now that I'm back in my own country, I need them to pull me through the day. So maybe if you move to Cambodia, your anxiety will go away and you don't need meds anymore.
do you live there? what are your thoughts on it, does it actually cause any problems?
I was there on holiday. I think it's dangerous, but everyone there is so happy, they don't need it to escape reality. So as far as I've seen, there's no issue.
good to know. I do a lot of proselytizing about drug legislation all the damn time so I'm curious about the conditions in places that actually do drug legislation differently.
I wonder if they actually contain alprazolam and not another benzodiazepine.