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[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The most annoying thing is it blasting "battery low" every 30 seconds when the battery gets below 20%, making them absolutely unusable. At least Sony lets out a ver short beep to let you know, and only twice

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate this too, it reminds you constantly as if its something dangerous that you shouldn't forget about. A small beep once every 20 minutes would suffice. Not only that, but a lot of modern Bluetooth headphones last for quite a long time after the battery goes below 20%.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also modern Bluetooth devices send their battery level to the connected device. Why don't most phones also regularly send a toast or show a notification that you headphones are running out of battery?

[–] cmfhsu@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Well I'm not always looking at my phone when I've got headphones in.

Actually, I'm almost never looking at my phone when I've got Bluetooth headphones in.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago

god, it's so repetitive. I'm certain that actually drains the remaining battery even faster with how often it does it

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

if it's gonna "battery low" at me, I gotta figure out how to change it to "build more pylons"

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I have been using Sony earbuds exclusively for the past few years. 10/10. Good sound, decent battery. Well made case (seriously you don't realize until you have one how nice a well made and shaped case is), they've held up far better than I expected over the years.

A bit pricer than some junk you can order off wish or whatever, but I think it's well worth it for the quality and longevity of it.

My favorite Wf-700

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dashcam had a button that allowed you to disable/enable audio recording. It had a voice say "audio recording aww."

"On" and "Off" sounded nearly identical.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

audio recording aww 🥰🥰

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] techfox@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh you know it, sexy bluetooth speaker

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago

ScArLeTt FiRe

[–] UnsavoryMollusk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bluetooth mode!

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ay yu ex mode.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use Pinebuds. They have a woman's voice that very enthusiastically says "ready to pair" in an American accent. But what sounds like a Chinese woman's voice saying "phone disconnected".

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

wait I think those are mine too. I don't know my brand but when the battery is low a voice like you're describing says "Please charging 🥺"

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not just from Wish. I'd like to take a moment to say a massive Fuck You to the turbo thundercunt at Apple who decided it would be a good idea to make the iPhone headphone volume exposure limit warning LOUDER than the audio it was warning me about, and also to provide no method of adjusting either volume to match what my headphones actually output. That's some fucking Grade-A trolling right there. Twats.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank you for introducing me to the term ‘thundercunt’. It has me thinking of cosplay ideas.

However, Siri and notifications volume is controlled separately from media volume on iOS. You can just turn it down.

You can also set a repeating reminder to call Apple a bunch of throbbing thundercunts, perhaps weekly? Which is still a very important thing to do.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the little dongle i use in my car always starts up with a very serious "bluatooth connected"

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I had one that said "the bluetooth device has connected as successfully"

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 1 month ago
[–] pogodem0n@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Successfulley

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

They mean as successfully as you

[–] ndupont@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can clearly hear that voice. But can't remember which dewice it was

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've a creative air thingy headphone. Great device. It comes with the sweetest asian female voice you can imagine.

So yes. It's so Lovely. It's the voice accompanying all your (manga) waifu dreams.

Too bad you can't really understand what she says. But who cares, right?

[–] Burnoutdv@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

There is a company called moondrop that has deliberately waifu voices. But i cant figure them out as a company, they got super cheap in ears and then other stuff that is hundreds of euro, quality wise they are okay I guess

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

My radio-bluetooth transmitter speaks english in a stereotypical Japanese accent and it's hilarious.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And at this point you realize they’re all made by the same company

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago

"Totally Not Alibaba Operating Under A New Name"

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Possibly manufactured by a different factory in China, but only across the street, but definetly uses the same firmware

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

made by the same workers working their second shift

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Mine has a sexy voice

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

"....Payurd"

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And now I really would love to have seen Tim Curry as a member of the Q Continuum.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would just love to see more Tim Curry. That man was a legend ✊😔

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Still with us, but the stroke he suffered has taken a toll.

From Rocky Horror, Clue, Home Alone 2, and Red Alert 3 (also featuring Trek alum George Takei), he delivers camp in the best way.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

For those that haven’t seen this clip from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3, watching him try not to break as he delivers an absolutely ridiculous line with all his energy is perhaps one of the best bits of acting I’ve ever seen

https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...

Space

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Previously, on The Expanse

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

A friend and I played the whole campaign in co-op when it came out and both cracked up so bad after that cutscene. I think we had to restart the mission because we were laughing too hard still to actually start playing (plus we got to watch the briefing again!)

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Girov reportink

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

damn, well I hope he's at least in a state of comfort and content. dude was my childhood. Clue made me what I am

[–] dan@upvote.au 8 points 1 month ago
[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Coh nECKT ing~

UGREEN Bluetooth to AUX cord Chinese lady.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Low baddewy. Charge ze dewise.

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Redio moder

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

There's this small feeling of peace I get when I hear her voice on someone's Bluetooth device, it's like catching up with an old friend.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
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