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[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Don’t post the fucking Babylon Bee, for chrissake…

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Roll out the red carpets for the murderous maniac. His best dictator friend bounces before lunch.

They unfurl the mission accomplished banner.

Motherfuckers, you didn't even make it to lunch. No fucking deal, just another big tax payer bill.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's sad that their date didn't seem to work out, I imagine trump will be taking things out on everyone again shortly.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

I hear Trump didn't like it when Putin tried to date-rape him. Not that it offended him all that much, but Trump was quoted as saying "I do all the raping around here."

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow, the Babylon Bee putting out a bit that wasn't painfully unfunny? Mindblowing.

[–] Daggity@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago

Always surprising when their joke isn’t just rehashed trans people hatred.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 13 hours ago

This should be marked in our calendars.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Babylon Bee is the Onion for conservatives and it’s about as humorless as you’d expect. It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

True but this one is kind of funny which is fucking super rare for them.

They must be using chatgpt for their articles now

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 1 day ago

I agree. As the son of a single mom, this one fucked me up. Very funny.

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but it’s nice to see them branching out from the one pronoun joke that they keep recycling over and over.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They were a lot better before Trump 1. Then they purged literally every member of their staff that was even slightly liberal, and their humor went with them. Every so often the bat finds the pinata.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

It just comes off as cruel and judgy like a juvenile tween.

Just how conservatives like it.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought this was fucking real, what the fuck.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Lemmy Protip: always check which community you’re in before getting upset.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pretty bad when what would have been over the top obvious satire a few years ago makes us all question if it's real.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

Take me back to laughing at The Day Today