Centaurs (and other *taur types. Looking at you, furries) are overall an incredibly dumb design.
The more you think about them, the more they just don't work. I went from meh, to dislike, to hate for centaurs over the years.
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2025
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I'm just imagining the human half doing like a naruto run.
What do humans do with their arms when they are sprinting?
Rubik's cube
That paddling thing that puppies do when you hold them above water.
Trex arms
They play the accordion!!
maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different
The same thing as a human do when they sprint.
But we move our hands for balance as we run, 4 legged animals don't need that. Also how would they time it with the movement of the legs?
Well, they are half human so their human half’s genetic memory drives them to swing their arms unnecessarily
Humans do this to balance our side-by-side walking method. But galloping horses have a foward-backward movement.
Would the arms go do the running thing, but synchronized?
They use them to hold the fishing pole with a carrot on it.
I prefer windmill, in time with their hooves.
They fire bows.