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[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought the marines were about eating crayons and doing warcrimes

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 23 points 2 years ago

No that's marriage

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If, "Something greater," means "oil," then that matches up with my service.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We switched to water based lubricant in our marriage, I highly recommend it over oil

[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you for bringing freedom to the oil. It needed it.

Freedom to get in my fuckin SUV for 12 mpg I'll tell you hwat

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Happiness is always waaaaaay down the list of things people need by the folks that try to define what the purpose of something is

Edit: oh and marriage is just an atavism from what used to be a property arrangement, monogamy and commitment aren’t confined to the institution

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought the marines were about fanatical devotion to the God-Emperor of Mankind and huge pauldrons.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

You thought wrong.

Marines are about fanatical devotion to the forces of Chaos and huge spikey pauldrons.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Honor, courage, commitment.

Oh wait..

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this tweet is inaccurate, it doesn't mention eating crayons at all

This tweet is clearly about being an educator