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their not their moms special boy and they wont grow as big as us. don't even bother debating the.m

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[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I remember a boy who wanted a roleplay thing where he pretends to trick me into thinking that moms never actually stop nursing boys and girlfriends are suppose to

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

my mom says all the girls are going to love that im anti-tankie and want to date me and then ill be their special boy instead and she starts crying

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But then who nurses the girlfriends ohnoes

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] impiri@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He’s now employed writing jailbreak prompts for chatbots

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

boys be so fucking lazy they need a robot to think about boobs for them

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Heh, they are not the chosen ones of epic destiny because their moms neglected them in some vaguely measurable way, unlike me, the bestest Main Character that wins." smuglord

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

their moms switched them to hard food which requires chewing. in the time it takes a tankie to chew their food, i can have a drink and a think.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Tommy always needs drinky after a thinky, especially during a cromulently fuckrustable day.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

My mamma said tankies are mad because they got all them teeth and have never had dental insurance.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Dennis Prager as Stalin: “I want mommy. I want milk.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jokes on her I nursed until I was 5. swole-doge

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

you stopped growing intellectually then. this is why the tankie brain can only think emotionally and illogically, the simplest form of brain thinking. i on the other hand absorb knowledge every day because my body is fortified and my mind is ideologically pure

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

the Treaty of Breast-Litovsk

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Little does she knows