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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

Man here, I hate men like this...

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

not a woman but I want to partake in this event

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We can get you some low dose estrogen and they/them pronouns.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I am so masculine, I dont take no low dose. Get me the strongest thing you got

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

It really is the worst when shitbags like this take what could be a useful, healthy nugget of advice and paint over it with their antisocial garbage.

For all people, having a "mission" in life, finding a purpose, and having something to look forward to are all generally good things that are good for you.

Your mission that you look forward to does not need to be any specific thing that some scumbag who does not care about you prescribes.

For those of us who want families and have them, and considering that we are a social species, it also turns out that your partner, your kid(s), and your immediate environment that you can control (home) can be a pretty significant and rewarding part of your purpose each day!

It's just a part of how conservatives think that they can claim a monopoly on family values while actively destroying families left and right. Which in turn is part of their warped view of the world where to love X means hating that which is non-X.

I have the most traditional looking family you can imagine. It works great for us, and I say fuck messages like the one in the OP that say our individual paths to fulfillment must look alike.

Many of our paths DO look alike, because there are billions of us living in the same world, and that's why it's worth sharing anecdotes and advice while we shout down the "thou shalt" garbage.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Yea, sounds like a good plan.

Can we men please join in? I feel dysfunctional enough for the purpose as is

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

Civilisation sounds Hella fragile and weak.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Malfunction" made me feel slightly sick. There's no shortage of misogynist rhetoric that paints women as animals, but this guy takes it a step further into reasoning about them like they're machines.

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago

Taking "baby factory" to a whole new level, ew

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's such a baller statement though. Guy is basically saying women will rule the world if not for the chains of the patriarchy to restrain them.

I woukd rather nit have anything ruled, thanks.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Women need the patriarchy because, without the patriarchy, there wouldn't be a patriarchy"

Tautology Club meets in the Tautology Club room

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 2 points 21 hours ago

Tautology Club meets in the Tautology Club room

My goodness this is killing me for no good reason 😭

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the patriarchy and toxic masculinity is precisely why young men are having a loneliness epidemic and some are even doing mass murders, no thanks, dipshit.

Egalitarianism is the future.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

egalitarianism is the future

Ah, so, not so much.

Best we can do is 'blade runner 2049'.

Put them back in their place. Young men no longer want to contribute to society because it's all nonsense nowadays and would rather let it burn to the ground.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Being a woman is not a requirement to want to destroy much of current civilization.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

they malfunction and destroy civilizations

...much like politicians these days!

Ticket cl9sed. Reason: Working as intended, advertised.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is this man terrified of women? He talks about them like they’re Tasmanian devils

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 82 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Segregation of labor really started just recently. Go back 10000 years and you’ll find a more even split of roles. 10000 years is fairly evolutionarily negligible- we’re largely the same, aside from some immunity quirks, homeostasis tweaks, gamete peculiarity, and cultural differences.

Pluck a baby from way back and raise it today and you’ll just be raising a pretty average immunocompromised baby.

All of that to say, “women should be in the kitchen for their own good” is unsupported by an even slightly broadened perspective. I’m pretty sure Vikings aren’t coming to rape and plunder your 200 person town, bud. Hiding your wife away is just abusive.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

10000y is an incredibly long time if you believe the earth is only 2000 years old, or whatever these idiots believe.

[–] Squiddork@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Case in point, men and women are almost 50/50 in STEM careers around Eastern Europe due to the USSRs policies pushing more women into these careers.

People don't realise that these norms they hold as dogma are so short-lived and subject to change that opposition only shows them unable to comprehend history past their lived experience.

It's ashame they have to drag us down with them.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I've seen some people talk about that as the harmful legacy of the USSR.

Mind you as a female engineer I agree with the communists about women.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The mental image in my head is asking a lady the time and she turns and looks at you, opens her mouth to speak and black smoke starts billowing out and she starts shooting sparks at you.

It's easy to think that if half your population were eldritch horrors civilization would have a bit of trouble.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Restore the patriarchy?

I wasn't aware we drifted.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In the USA women didn't have the right to vote until 1920, it was legal to discriminate against them in employment until 1964, that's what that guy wants us to return to.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

what this guy wants

No, what ye wants is some handmaid's tale bullshit.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Corporate needs you to identify the difference between these two pictures.

Uh... There's a few?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do you even get such shit in your brain?

And more importantly... I get that younger this shit in your head, but that it actually leaves your mouth... WTF?

This guy should go in a ring with some of the women I know and after a round of ass whooping, I wonder how his opinions would be

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[–] lack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the guy who knows how to fix your marriage:

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that real? I've gotten good enough at massaging AI prompts to get such moronic images, but I don't know how to control certain aspects.

[–] lack@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As far as i can tell he's certified organic moronic https://www.noahrevoy.com/about

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

LOL thanks, I wouldn't have believed it. You know how in Nature animals advertise that they're bad news with various markings? I think that's the human version.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

Well... after reading his site, I can't say he's that much of a moron. Unconventional beardist, for sure. Everything he says is pretty spot-on IMO, having a lot of personal experience in that area.

[–] paperazzi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This man, and all men (yes, all) who hold this belief are actually weak men who are jealous and threatened by women. They need therapy to address the root cause of their toxic masculinity, not arbitrary power over half the population.

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