So, if the steer dies of old age, surrounded by loved ones, would the beef be vegan? Sounds like the only 'logic' that could work for the ad.
this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2025
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"Made out of 100% real vegetarians" was the old joke
this is just dumb and I'm not even vegetarian or vegan. It reminds me of the kind of stuff this shitstain I went to school with would say, repeatedly and loudly to make sure as many people as possible heard him.
Bruh, that's just cringe. Why is people's diet a part of the culture war?
Made from vegetarian cows.
That's the most vegan beef I've seen
Disappointed there's no nut in it
Question:
If I 'nut' in it for you then will it still be 100% vegetarian beef? And would you still eat it?
Depends if you're a vegetarian ofc
No. That would add pork to it.
Just nut in it
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
Thank goodness it doesn't contain genuine feces, only vegan feces.
Right? Right? 🤔
Okay so on 'is poop vegan', I'll start: civet coffee. Is it still vegan?
Yes, but only if you got it from a civet that is roadkill.
That's how you convert me.
Not me. I like my beef cake with nut.
As a vegan I actually don’t want it to taste exactly like meat — that’s just creepy and gross.
The best vegan/vegetarian food I've had was the stuff that got away from finding substitutes for meat and just did its own thing.
Vegan burgers and substitutions are for reducing meat consumption, not enabling vegans. It is much more useful to enable the broad majority to be less harmful, rather than helping a small minority.
As someone who currently eats meat but trying to reduce consumption for environmental reasons, I 100% want a vegan burger that tastes like the real deal
As a vegetarian I do want it to taste like meat. That's how you get more people to try veggie meals.
Source: me with my family.
My immediate family now eats less meat due to liking the stuff I have, and more veggie stuff in general.
Some even prefer the 'meat' burgers -Beyond, Aldi plant based etc- over their old beef burgers.
They wouldn't have even thought of trying them and be converted if they weren't any "creepy and gross" alternatives.
creepy and gross.
We are talking burger here, not your genitals.
One has severe and immediate ecological implications. Like 'next few hours' immediate.