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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago

Made from vegetarian cows.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 16 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

That's the most vegan beef I've seen

Disappointed there's no nut in it

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Just nut in it

Just put your nuts in it *

Just put nuts in it *

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Thank goodness it doesn't contain genuine feces, only vegan feces.

Right? Right? 🤔

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

Okay so on 'is poop vegan', I'll start: civet coffee. Is it still vegan?

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

As a vegan I actually don’t want it to taste exactly like meat — that’s just creepy and gross.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 20 minutes ago

Vegan burgers and substitutions are for reducing meat consumption, not enabling vegans. It is much more useful to enable the broad majority to be less harmful, rather than helping a small minority.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

creepy and gross.

We are talking burger here, not your genitals.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 minutes ago

One has severe and immediate ecological implications. Like 'next few hours' immediate.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's how you convert me.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 13 points 5 hours ago

Not me. I like my beef cake with nut.