Can confirm. I once had a letter opener made to look like a tiny katana, with a scabbard and everything. It was fucking awesome.
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"you just wanted to pull out the knife!"
"yea. i did. so i did."
Okay, if there's ever tape on the box, the box cutter comes out because I ain't got time for that bull.
I've cleaned a moose with my pocket knife.
Are you Jordan Jonas?
This is like when you go round someone’s house for dinner and they ostentatiously get out the “Japanese steel” to chop the vegetables with, which you have to ceremonially bloody on your palm every time it comes out of the block. Later you see the shitty little serrated knife they normally use while helping load the dishwasher.
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I always have a pocket knife but I still end up using my keys to cut open boxes.
expensive knife?
Oh, no. Cheap knockoff SOGs. The knife is there for everything you shouldn't use a knife for. Screwdriver, pry bar, toothpick, etc. Keys are in the same pocket tho and are usually the first thing I find.
Yep, mine was $12 on Amazon, has a screwdriver built in with a holder for bits. Poor blade... gets used for everything.
I have an expensive knife and try and use any chance I get. I bought it for a tool and not for looking at. But maybe I'm different.
Yea, all my tools deserve use even those that are nice to look at.
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I have a keychain mini-multitool (Gerber Dime) with a dedicated "retail package opener" and it's by far the function I use the most. It's actually getting worn down and needs to be resharpened.
but mine has tritium on the handle!!
I'm usually like, ooh, I have a Swiss army knife in my pocket. And another on the keychain.
...Except when I'm home, the keys go to the tray and I switch to indoors pants, so when I actually need the damn things I usually need to take extra effort to go grab them anyway.
I think I’m beyond help at this point. When I’m not at work I EDC a pocket knife, a leatherman, and a Swiss Army knife. Probably overkill but I’ve never been in a situation where I thought “I wish I came less prepared to this”.
Or unwrapping Xmas presents.
Best EDC knife I've found.
Check out Hacksmith's new Smith blade.
I was seriously thinking about it. But at the end he said they might make an XL version with scissors and pliers and so I'm definitely waiting around for it.
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I couldn't see the blade until I zoomed in, it's the same color as the background, haha.
Looks like a utility knife razor?
Basically, yeah
You can rip apart an Amazon box with your baby toe, those things are made to be easily ripped up. Tell that to my neighbours though, the shared recycling bin is always overflowing with uncut Amazon boxes
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I used my swiss knife for the scredriver, the mini scissors and the bottle opener. So everything but the knife when i think about it, the knife is basically the opinel, because it's better as a blade. I like that it's not spring driven.
i use every tool on my Mountaineer, but the hook. I've never used that hook.
Who needs that hook?
I keep a folding utility knife on me for just that reason