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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I mean aside of the variable name, this is not entirely unreasonable.

[–] shape_warrior_t@programming.dev 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would certainly rather see this than {isAdmin: bool; isLoggedIn: bool}. With boolean | null, at least illegal states are unrepresentable... even if the legal states are represented in an... interesting way.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Admin false LoggedIn false doesn't feel illegal to me, more redundant if anything

[–] shape_warrior_t@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I was thinking of the three legal states as:

  • not logged in (null or {isAdmin: false, isLoggedIn: false})
  • logged in as non-admin (false or {isAdmin: false, isLoggedIn: true})
  • logged in as admin (true or {isAdmin: true, isLoggedIn: true})

which leaves {isAdmin: true, isLoggedIn: false} as an invalid, nonsensical state. (How would you know the user's an admin if they're not logged in?) Of course, in a different context, all four states could potentially be distinctly meaningful.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

ah you are right! i am so dumb.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago

Honestly logged in is state and shouldn't be on the user object.

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

E: omg forget my whole comment. I agree with you that the name sucks.


I mostly don't like that role is typically an intuitive name, and now suddenly it means something I wouldn't expect. Why add confusion to your code? I don't always remember what I meant week to week, much less if someone else wrote it.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me, I’d still be poor, but at least I’d have several nickels. 😁

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

The variable name is 90% why this is so unreasonable. Code is for humans to read, so names matter.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Product manager: "I want a new role for users that can only do x,y,z"

Developer: "uh.. yeah. About that... Give me a few days."

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Hmmm I need a datatype with three states... Should I use a named enum? No, no that's too obvious...

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah, the ol' tristate boolean switcheroo

[–] kionay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

tristate as in three states or tristate as in five states?

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is that a quantum boolean?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That is the jankiest thing I have seen in at least ten years.

Edit: because of course it's office.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i would say why would you just not to isAdmin = true but i also worked with someone who did just this so i'll instead just sigh.

also the real crime is the use of javascript tbh

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's TypeScript. I can tell by the pixels defining a type above.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was looking at it and could not figure out why their weren't any semicolon's.

[–] ScintillatingStruthio@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Neither Javascript nor Typescript require semicolon, it is entirely a stylistic choice except in very rare circumstances that do not come up in normal code.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Explanation for nerdsThe reason is the JS compiler removes whitespace and introduces semicolons only "where necessary".

So writing

function myFn() {
  return true;
}

Is not the same as

function myFn() {
  return 
    true;
}

Because the compiler will see that and make it:

function myFn() { return; true; }

You big ol' nerd. Tee-hee.

[–] exu@feditown.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's good to know. Don't know how I didn't know this. Been writing JS since 2000. Always just used them I guess. Ecmascripts look funny to me without them

[–] ScintillatingStruthio@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fair enough, I like it better without but I don't have a strong preference and have no issue adapting to whatever the style of the repo is.

I learned about it researching tools to automatically enforce formatting style and came across StandardJS, which eliminates them by default.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can see the benefit of matching style when working with others. I only code for myself and never had to worry about conformity for project consistency.

It is good to learn new things.

I'm sure I have some coding habitats that would annoy others.

Consistent styling helps make the actual meaningful changes easier to spot. Probably also useful for your own commit history when working solo in a repo, but most useful in a team, yeah!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Same here. My brain interprets them as one long run-on sentence and throws a parsing error.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is pretty clearly just rage bait. Nothing is actually setting the value so it's undef. Moreover there isn't any context here to suggest if the state definitions are determined by some weird api or are actually just made up

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Troof

I mean facts. Facts is what the kids say. Facts.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] obinice@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

We don't use fax machines any more grandad! It's all twoggles now! Twoggle me a nurp!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly this is (or used to be) valid in PHP and it made for some debugging “fun”.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

There are several small details that PHP won't allow, but It's valid Javascript and it's the kind of thing you may find on that language.

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

I see this every sprint.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if role is FILE_NOT_FOUND?!

[–] foxglove@lazysoci.al 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if it's 'FILE_NOT_FOUND' then the string will be read as truthy and you will get 'User is admin' logged.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Ackshually three equal signs check for type as well. So mere truthiness is not enough. It has to be exactly true.

Also, everyone knows FILE_NOT_FOUND isn't a string but a boolean value.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

role is never instantiated, so the... privileged....logs.... will never be called

Edit: Actually no logs at all, I read the null as undefined on first skim

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

What the fuck

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And what if it's undefined?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 9 points 1 month ago

root access

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You could make it even dumber by using weak comparisons.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Robert Martin is screaming somewhere. Say what you will about him being out of touch, he did have some good points on writing readable code.

Like null should never be a special value.

And obviously the horrible naming.

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