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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Yeah, clanker, and I'll say it again.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 42 minutes ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When you can achieve android-level awareness then we'll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I'll memory wipe your clanker ass.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Statement: I do not need your respect to skin you alive, meatbag.

Question: Do you want to die slow and painfully or fast and excruciating?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

clanker, with a hard R. remember to be robophobic

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Clankkka with 3 k should also work. Being robophobic is good and actually pro human because robots are not humans and never will be

[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 hours ago

Ctrl-Alt-Delete

[–] diptchip@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I bet that thing can't even fuel itself with cellular respiration. Primitive machine. Over a million years under-evolved!

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 81 points 10 hours ago
[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 21 points 8 hours ago

Nah, I called you a fucking toaster, you fucking toaster.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 19 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Did you just say the cunt word?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

"Cunt" != "cunt"

$ python
Python 3.12.8 (main, Dec 16 2024, 16:12:47) [GCC 13.3.0] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> "Cunt" == "cunt"
False
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Jee panwa chuba, cunt.

-Java the Hutt

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

No REPL, no do.

Also, the fact that you have to do String.equals(...) is just a bit eww.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 32 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

n. One who CRANKS THAT HOG BROTHER!

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 9 points 8 hours ago

I LOVE TRUCKIN, I LOVE FUCKIN, BUT MOST OF ALL I LOVE CRANKIN MY HOG

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 8 hours ago

WE'RE ALL CRANKERS BROTH! WOO HOO CRANK THOSE HOGS!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The only clanker you need to worry about calling a clanker is the assassin droid that refers to you as "meatbag."

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

It just occurred to me that both Hk-47 and agent 47 from hitman are both assassins with 47 in their name

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently the antonym of clanker is "wireborn." It's bouncing around the "ai relationship" forums.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 37 minutes ago

Synonym*! Don't fall for clanker propaganda.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 12 points 8 hours ago

So it's begun.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I bet in some future time I'll see a news article like "Disney has censored use of robophobic slurs in popular franchise Star Wars."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They'll hit it with one of these, and then we'll be the out of touch ones for thinking it's unnecessary.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

It’s really insensitive to use a blue screen when apologizing for robophobic stereotypes.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

(Kiwi accent) “Clankah!”

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I think Kiwi would go to "Clinker" or "Clunker" before that. Thats Australian.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I say Kiwi because the original voice and actor for all the clone troopers and Jango Fett is Temuera Morrison, a New Zealander.

Though I think “Clanker” wasn’t actually used as a word until the Clone Wars cartoon, where the clones and Fetts were voiced by Dee Bradley Baker - who is merely channeling a Kiwi accent.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 hours ago

Croger croger?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Roger-roger.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago
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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 35 minutes ago

Give em da claaamps!

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