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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Motherfucking Shodan. Even reading that line gave me chills. Loved System Shock 2, obviously.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Lol, I immediately & automatically read that in her voice ofc.

And, yeah, totally, everything about Shodan was executed perfectly (story, the goals, presentation). It's not that much there, but it's very nice.

I replay SS2 every 3 (maybe 5?) years, it's still very immersive.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Supposedly they did an HD remaster on it. Haven't picked it up myself but the criticisms were because 'they didn't add anything' which imo sounds perfect. Would be nice to replay the game with current graphics.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago

Your post just reminded me that I did infact pick up the remaster, but forgot about it. I know what I'm playing next.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You can actually wash your motherboard with soap and water if you pull the CMOS battery first, then rinse it with alcohol after.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 40 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

If your mobo gets so dirty you need to wash it with soap and water you need to reconsider your living situation.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

People into extreme overclocking will wash motherboards in their dishwasher because they slather vasoline on their boards to protect them from condensation. Der8auer has a video on this somewhere on their YouTube channel.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

The peeps on those retro computing channels are genuinely washing motherboards all the time as part of restorations.

The one pictured here is just some normal gigabyte motherboard from 2008 so it's probably just a joke, but there's definitely real reasons to give electronics a bath.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

I've got a WLED Christmas lights controller (basically just an ESP32, 12v power supply, and hand-soldered board for supporting components) that needs washing because I left it outside after Christmas to see if the homemade case would stay waterproof long-term, and the answer turned out to be "no."

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago

Also computer repair shops.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 33 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Machine, come. Let me show you the pit of your brothers who have lost their smoke.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Machine, this is where I watched the father die.

DOO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

https://youtu.be/0QLft2Rh7dM?t=70

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 18 hours ago

Pefect immortal machine my ass!

snaps PCB in half

Take that ya sadistic, synthetic bitch!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

... you force me to imagine myself, a creature of meat & boner, giving a bubble bath to Shodan?
(And why am I dressed as a French maid??)

Ty for that.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

a creature of meat & boner

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Ty for noticing, my keyboard (Heliboard) kept autocorrecting to "bonnet" & I had to type it out.

I just wish Shodan would notice too.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

No worries. There was a 50/50 chance that it was intentional.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

Oh, it was very intentional, I often inbulge in this sort of humor.

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

No that is some grimdank heresy.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago

GrimShock should be the next series of games (after system & bio).

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 9 points 23 hours ago

Welcome back to Citadel Station...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywgeloPNmxk

The lady is 0iq, but the music goes hard for no reason.

God bless india and their alternative interpretation of media.

edit : longer cut, with hindi context. IDFK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QixH_upO9N8