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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago

Yeah those 6-legged dogs get shortchanged alot

[–] individual@toast.ooo 1 points 22 minutes ago

that's a big dog

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

A neighbor told me that her daughter had been out playing in the yard one evening and apparently mistook a couple of young skunks as being kitties. They were quite docile and followed her up to the house. Fortunately, nobody got sprayed, not even the dog. Skunks are surprisingly docile when they don't feel threatened in my experience, so I guess that's why the kid thought they were cats?

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 minutes ago

Reminds me of this meme

Meme -ish image that is a screenshot of two Tumblr posts. The top post by user "fullmetalfisting" reads: 'Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn't know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fu\[censored with orange brush\] up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like "this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly"'. The bottom post by "homophobic-gay" has a drawing of a girl in what looks like some sort of more old-timey stereotypically East European dress holding a slightly irate-looking raccoon with two speech bubbles: "this is my cat Petr", "he is not very friendly".

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 4 points 1 hour ago

Honestly the vibes are so on in this picture

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's a pretty majestic looking goat. He's as good as any dog.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Hes a good goat because he has fat legs :)

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Looks like it's got 6 legs...

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Why does the dog have 6 legs?

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

That's a cat behind the dog

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

didn't you know dogs are insects??

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 hours ago

Mine’s part stink bug.

[–] bmpvy@feddit.org 32 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 hours ago

You discovered the bonus dog!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago

You never seen a dog before?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Second secret dog behind the first dog.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Secret boss dog after you beat the first dog.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

And six legs.

[–] plaguesandbacon@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)