I think I'm okay, apart from hearing a strange voice in my head telling me repeatedly to 
for 
or else...
Oh fuck.
Luckily dodged the Marburg virus but my rapidly growing jaw thinks it may have activated the Habsburg virus.
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I'm so sorry 😢
Real talk. My coworker came in and told us about this. One of my other coworkers, a younger girl, was concerned about it too. Like...what the fuck is wrong with these people? Is this how it's going to be from now on? Just more and more people becoming insane freaks?
Yes. Social media's constant bombardment of fascist propaganda is rotting people's brains with brainworms.
Social media always was dicey but mega sites like Facebook and Twitter etc have really dumped everyone in the same pot. Back in the day if I wanted to avoid g*mer bullshit I just wouldn't go to their forums etc.
FB and Twitter are the absolute worst at the moment, at least with youtube you can to some degree train the algorithm to stop recommending you reactionary horseshit. But with FB/Twitter it's an endless barrage of promoted brainworm content
WW3 starting because of minion memes wasn't on my bingo card
oh sweet. a new excuse to call out of work today
"can't work. eating brains"
With the added bonus of being able to call out of work for the entire week, because you got sick from eating people's 
as well.
feeling fine so far 
Itchy.
Tasty.
Brains!
Didn't work because I've been zombified for awhile. I'm a Swiftie.
wtf i love 5G now
I was listening to the QAA episode about this when I got the alert lmao
I'm a zambie now
My phone doesn't have 5G
I zb gv brnnnnn
Not sure if nothing happened or I was always a zombie. Help, I’m scared.
I was doing my Cal 4 homework and the alert fucking jump scared me. For a second I genuinely thought I was bouta die.
?
Emergency alert tones are just terrifying in general
I got the new booster yesterday so I feel like my bones have been half squeezed out like toothpaste tubes. I'm stiff and floppy at the same time and walk like Jack Sparrow.
Pretty much what I expected. Immune reactions are dumb.
Stiff and floppy are also the first symptoms of zombieism! 
oh no, I thought it was the first sign of skeletons stealing my calcim
I love the idea that the evil government had the power to do this but opted to give a warning ahead of time so True Patriots™ can turn off their devices and avoid the zombie virus.
Joke's on you. I was already Jokerfied. 
apart from hearing a strange voice in my head
I'm hearing a bad song in my head
zombified
Please give me some ear bleach, jerk