Quickly, eat a massive bowl of soup and your body will just think you had a huge portion of chowder so you don't need to feel ashamed.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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You'll be fine in a day or so, but get ready for some extreme bubble gut
The real dangers of marijuana /j
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1/1 chance of eating block of cream checheese 1/10000 chance of crippling psychosis
Hehe checheese.
This is real. Id be so much less fat if i didn't.
This, but unironically.
I feel like the greatest risk of weed is the inability to check for it in a breathalyzer, and that the world run on cars. Drugs, like alcohol and weed, makes you a worse driver, but there is no way to check if a person is under the influence.
I'm proud of you!
This too shall pass 😌
As will gas
Try to compensate with several bagels
More like 2 with the proper amount of cream cheese.
Bro dump some salsa over that and eat it with tortilla chips
Aw fuck, that sounds so good, but alas, I have no salsa :(
No hot sauce in the house? Blasphemy!
Embrace it. Ngl, I do this sober lmao. Not by itself though.
Not by itself though.
Well you see, I had started out toasting pieces of bread for it, but at some point I decided that was taking too long and just started eating it straight LMAO
I may or may not have gotten way too into trees and bike repair and thought you were measuring your cheese with precision calipers
Gotta check for shrinkflation
i just weigh it after i eat it
What a waste of cream cheese. Here use it in this instead
>Checks ingredients
>No buffalo
True, the one fatal flaw
It’s just the standard chicken pasta recipe for buffalos.
Okay, It's been another five minutes and now I'm even more hungry than I was five minutes ago so now is the time you have to rise and bring forth your squirrel to the... bagel shop. Where I can get the cream cheese the creamy creamy cheese, cheesy cheesy cream.
Whatever you've heard about arterial maggots is NOT true.
No help is needed, shits delicious
I hope it was with chips and spicy salsa... as a lactose intolerante, that is what I always miss the most about cream cheese