are all the impressed comments in here from men lol
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14.5 inches, what an absolute unit
No wonder he is single and lonely for attention.
In the Godfather novel, Sonny Corleone couldn't have a decent sex life because of his gargantuan penis until he landed a woman with a deep vagina. I am not making this up.
Dong Corleone
my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first
This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen
Which I found humorous. Because penis.
"Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm" 🤣
I truly believed it was gonna be about illegal rooster flights, but I guess he gets that a lot after the big reveal.
Oh. Uh.. oh. Yeah, no.
Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.
Maybe JNCO
Deep cuts. 🤌🏻
Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.
Longer than the average forearm, that's crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.
Look at the photo of him standing. It's visible through his pants, it doesn't look thin.
True, and it must be flaccid unless he's really into getting his photo taken.
I bet the casting from the museum is pictured somewhere online to find.
Can't see feet girthy
Lol his face in that pic says it all
“signature look of superiority”
He must have big feet
his penis would be longer than even someone with large feet.
Small enough he couldn't see them, and he tripped, breaking his arm.
Def gotta be small.
Speaking of gargantuan penises.
I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.
Fuck that guy. He's a gargantuan dick.
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend's bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: "OK. Seriously. How big is it?"
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
"I... I'm not sure, not sure... I believe that... um..."
Gf: "How?!"
Best friend: "No idea, but it fits."
Hol'up. When were bananas invented, then?