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Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT came out of our mouths
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
Broken arm you say?
Leave this behind at reddit, please.
is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?
Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.
You could hang it over your shoulder
Unrelated but this newspaper says:
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The world's full of 'em, and many others, yep.
...independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we'll get to that later
Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
It's pronounced like the "th" in "weather."
The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it's against your teeth
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Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
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He just likes to brag & isn't evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
He does, however, have an enormous penis
Anyone can acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.
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this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"
I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.
It's just curious.
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