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Got to give it to him, the man has taste
Who cares?
Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller
he probably takes mayo baths
He’ll eat period, and mayonnaise is the only condiment. How are these two statements related? Also: WTF TMI.
Of all the people I would have to guess thrives on a diet of only mayo, I'm not the least bit surprised by this. That dude seriously looks like he'd be busted at summer camp licking mayo directly out of a jar.
Chris Cash is right. Lack of Tikki Masala causes racism.
Laxies,.you can better then this, why you want to partner up with some horrbile asshole ?