Political Humor

She needs to ban same sex marriage because she knows her current husband would leave her for a better man.

They're not religious, they're authoritarian. They want a list of rules they agree with and the justification to use violence against anyone who doesn't confirm to their norms.

For most of human history that was a very successful strategy, and likely why were the only surviving branch of our family tree

If we're going to fight them (and we don't have a choice now), it's worth the short moment to understand how they think.

Marriage is a religious act. It should be banned from all government documents. Domestic partnership should replace all mentions of marriage in government documents and licenses can exist if they are giving tax incentives to have partnerships. If you want to get married and have a wedding and what not that's between the people and their beliefs, not our government. So have a wedding and file for a domestic partnership

The government should not care who you have feelings for, nor should they monitor it. If it is religious prerogative to dictate who should be allowed to be happy with who, then all religious ties must be striped from governing bodies as it is inherently anti the happiness of the people. Which for the U.S., is a direct violation of ones right to life, liberty, and the persuit of happiness.

She's gay. That's what this all boils down to, she's a closeted homosexual. No one can convince me otherwise.

Because it ALWAYS ends like that. Anyone who is anti-abortion? probably had a few. Protect the kids from drag queens, sex games, porn? is a pedophile. Someone who is tooth and nail anti-LGBTQ? they're always in the closet.

I truly wonder what will happen with my marriage if this comes to pass. We got married before I had a legal name and gender change, and they generally don’t reissue marriage certificates for name changes, so I still have the old one that is ‘straight’ on paper. Will we still be married if SCOTUS kills gay marriage? Will we be married only if nobody finds out I transitioned? Will filing our taxes as a couple flag our marriage? And I’m sure a bunch of other shit I haven’t even realized I need to worry about yet.

LMFAO why is it ALWAYS a wild ride with these people

Davis has been married four times to three husbands

Her third husband is the biological father of the twins, the children being conceived while Davis was still married to her first husband. The twins were adopted by Davis's current husband, Joe Davis, who was also her second husband; the couple initially divorced in 2006 but later remarried

Davis says she experienced a religious awakening in 2011, following her mother-in-law's dying wish that she attend church.[13] Since then Davis has identified herself as a Christian, belonging to the Apostolic Pentecostal movement,[199] which favors what they describe as a literal interpretation of the Bible.[200] She worships three times a week[201] at the Solid Rock Apostolic Church near Morehead.[13][202] Following her conversion, Davis let her hair grow long, stopped wearing makeup and jewelry, and began wearing skirts and dresses that fall below the knee, in keeping with Apostolic Pentecostal tenets regarding outward holiness and modest dress.[98][202] She also held a weekly Bible study for female inmates at the local jail.[13][202] In an interview in January 2016, Davis said that she believed that "we are living in end times."[203] Davis also expressed her view that the Bible is infallible.[203]

these people are simply fucking nutjobs, absolute messes

You gotta understand her position. If the gays keep getting married, they'll run out of marriages and she wont be able to have a fifth.

So many people I’ve known had said to me in the last cycle that this wouldn’t happen. So so many. I tried to tell them. It still wasn’t enough. They didn’t believe me and now here we are.

Didn’t she also get pregnant while having an affair? I don’t think the sanctity of marriage is all that important to her.

that woman is kim davis, she has been fighting her refusal to give gay couple a marriage certificate for 10years, after the story first broke like 10years ago, she was initially sanctioned, but the 1st trump administration has emboldened her, and she is suing again and again, and bankrolled by far right groups. Now she is, through a right wing group bankrolling her, to overturn the scotus ruling over this.

I wanna know what dumbasses married this vile bitch. Fuckin hell man.

Yeah she's a conservative.

Don't worry. Even if this shitty person gets this through, we're all doomed anyway.

I try to find the silver lining in all things. Also, gallows humor. I hate the world. Luckily, I love myself.

I hope she gets hit by a bus before this shit gets any further though.

At this point she’s a puppet

She's almost certainly a child molester herself. Extreme Christian views are a pretty safe giveaway.

Be aware that divorce is also on their list of things to ban. I'm sure she would also be able to argue against that without blinking.

Regarding the state, marriage should be all or nothing. Consenting adults should be able to marry whomever and however many they wish or no one can get married. Personally, I don’t think the government should be involved in marriage at all. I would rather see some other options or protections put in place (if they don’t exist already) for couples who choose to become serious but do not wish to “make it legal.”

In her defense, her fourth marriage is straight, while my only marriage is gay /s

And she's ugly on the outside. Anyways, where's the Epstein tapes you orange child fucker.

It's honesty difficult to argue any sexual ethics with the new testament except for celibacy until the second coming of Jesus. Marriage is for the weak.

Her again? I thought I'd heard the last of Kim Davis

So which or how many of her ex-husbands turned gay after dealing with her I wonder. Her past and present actions are so unbelievable, that much hatred… seems personal.

I do not think that word mean what you think it means...

Lol, "sanctity", coming from this person 🤣

They always look exactly like you think, dont they?

Theocratic authoritarians deserve the same fate as any other authoritarian. Hopefully a swift drop onto a meat hook.