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[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 60 points 2 days ago
[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 167 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Normally I wouldn't make fun, but he even typed the word Celsius in his reply. It's almost like some small part of his brain was trying to throw him a clue.

I saw the Β°C, but my depressed brain intepreted as the imperial system because I'm just so used to it, and the immenent collapse of society doesn't help my brain function better

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 166 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 72 points 2 days ago

C in question

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

How curiously pertinent in more than one way…

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’d be fine. Your blood wouldn’t even be boiling yet.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 days ago

You’re clearly not under enough pressure. Maybe a gambling addiction would help.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Your blood tubes aren't an open container

That's what you think

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fair point but they aren’t exactly hermetically sealed either. I’d expect a lower atmospheric pressure to impose a stronger gradient between skin and vessels. Like if you can get the bends from ascending from depth too quickly, shouldn’t something happen in this case too?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 18 points 2 days ago

seems like a skill issue on your part smh

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 2 days ago

F not C, red name dude.

98 fahrenheit is normal. 98C is 208F.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

98.7 is likely close enough to boiling point that there'd surely be some bubbles. I'd expect your bubbles per minute to be more than 0.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How many bubbles before the pump fails and needs to be re-primed?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please don't boil your pump

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Keep it to a light poach.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Usually 1 I think

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In many places around the world, it would be outright boiling. But I imagine internal organs would need a larger temperature.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

A bunch of boiled meat? Must have been British.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

98.7K - ice cold

98.7F - a-ok

98.7C - first degree burns for your first responders

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

98.7 KFC FOR ALL YOUR FAVORITE SOUTHERN FRIED ROCK WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI!

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

KFC! OMG I GET IT NOW!!!

First it's frozen, then it's thawed, then it's extra crispy!!!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

(Psst, you need another letter! It would indeed be west of the Mississippi though, east of the Mississippi start with W. Fuck I'm a nerd!)

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I adore the level of non-malicious pedantry that came from your joke

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Somebody alert the KGB(-FM San Diego) Arcane slime can't take a joke.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

I'm really happy to have learned that. Thanks.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If your ice is 98.7 K it would be Ice Ic with a different crystalline structure. It would probably taste like intense hot sauce turning your tongue black and causing it to fall out of your frostbitten mouth because you tried to lick Ice Ic you daft bastard.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So…technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Also, who licks ice? Ice cream, sure. Ice pops, absolutely. But just ice? Give us some wild description of what ice Ic would do in a glass when room temp water or soda was poured on it.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

You never fellated an icicle on a cold winter day?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This must be the reason for that spontaneous human combustion people talk about

[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The person who comment is from US right?

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 6 points 2 days ago

Venus, actually.

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago