Me at hotel breakfast: ugh everything sucks, half a kilo of bacon it is!
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I love that water with the faint orange tint. Worth the price of the room all by itself.
Seriously though, the waffle iron is pretty cool when it isn't out of order.
Hotel breakfast is mediocre at best unless you're in an Embassy, a Garden Inn, or a Doubletree- those places prepare you fresh food. I've had some good experiences at Residence Inn as well, won't complain about them either. It's just that after you stay in a hotel for 46 weeks in a year for work, it gets kind of old pretty quickly- no matter how nice the hotel may be.
I hated business travel until I had a suite for the first time. Just having a couch and a table with chairs made all the difference in the world. I would just come back to my suite and get high and surf the web - no different than being at home except I didn't have my cats with me. If they combined a suites hotel with a cat cafe, I would probably just sell my house and stay on the road full time.
This lasts until you travel for work a few times per month and then that shit starts to make you gag.
Most hotels I've been to have milk and oat meal too, basically what I'd get an average day. Nah I've been fine with hotel breakfast even travelling for work, pretty much the same shit I eat at home and then some occasional candy like food like waffles and pancakes.
Oh man. I was staying in a hotel for PAX-South. We loved the breakfast but by 3rd day it was like....ugh, wtf is this shit?!
Totally get this for sure.
What’s not to love about print-on-demand pancakes?
Holy shit there's a pancake printer?
Blud they can print guns these days
At which hotels are you staying?
They had an armed hostage situation at the Orange County Marriott the last time I was there. I was like "is it safe to go up to my room?" And the cops were like "yeah the dude's a pussy he's not going to do shit."
So why weren't the cops up there then?
Lmao
You know those old crummy motels out in the desert where the population is like 30% prostitutes and only like 10% of the clientele aren't there for the prostitutes. Yeah those are the ones with the 3d printed guns.
Are any of the prostitutes hot tho?
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There is a lot to be said about even deeply mediocre food straight out of bed.
But if hotel omelettes are better than yours... Y'all need more Kenji in your life.
Clearly you've never been to hotel that has an egg chef at the buffet. Eggs cooked to perfection on demand.
That said, everyone needs more Kenji in their life!
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No way in hell you're getting me up for breakfast at 7AM on holiday
So nobody cares that this dude sleeps at home without any pillow case? no duvet cover? i bet he's also raw dogging his mattress without any sheets. are you out of your mind? whats wrong with you?
Do I care how a random person sleeps in their own house?
No, no I don't.
Dear God it's Baloney Bob. Quick someone tell Zach Hazard, also check the closet there's a truck bumper in there.
This is a repost of mine! You need to pay me 10000000000000$
I only have three
Seriously though, I'm here for vacation. Why you expecting me up so early!? There needs to be a hotel where the free breakfast lasts until noon. Even McDonalds is 11!
Probably because they charge you extra for breakfast and know full well most people won't be up in time for it.
I think they want you out of the room early, so they can get it ready for the next guest. I don't like it either, but I can see the logic.
yeah but if i stay there for a week why do I have to get up early every day?
They can simply say "please leave your room at ?? AM on the day of your departure" and I'll do it.
Because you are the rare exception - a person who is competent.
that probably went i, a not morning person, have anyways felt like hotels want to push me out of bed.
as a lifelong second-third shifter i would pay 3 times as much for ANY HOTEL that can accommodate me wanting to sleep during the day. moving across the country and not wrecking my work sleep schedule is impossible exclusively because all hotels want me to check in 4 hours past my bedtime. so either I'm buying an extra day off noisy bad sleep, or I'm just not sleeping for a day.
as much as they suck for other reasons and have enshittified beyond usability; this was what air b&b was great for. hotels were and now are again an industry that's very stuck in its ways and NEEDS disrupting. they need to to live "normally" for them to work.
As a not-morning person who loves breakfast food, I'm with you 110%
Even McDonalds is 11!
used to be all day
So much has been lost...
9 am on a workday, 7 am on a day off
It's been years since I've stayed in a hotel, but the last time I did they 100% advertised a continental breakfast. Got my ass out of bed way too early to grab myself a bite... it was one of those clear plastic shelving things with a few boxes worth of individually wrapped Little Debbie's muffins dumped in it.
And a pot of coffee, which tasted a bit like fish... which I'm assuming means it was Folgers.
Idr the band of hotel, but it was one of the big chains you see all over the place, not some one-off sketchy backwoods business.
I really wanted a waffle from one of those one-at-a-time griddle things. Q_Q
FWIW I've never seen a Hampton Inn without at least one waffle maker.
they definitely didn't stay at a Hilton property, sounds like they caught a night at a Red Roof Inn or similar. I've never stayed at a Hilton that didn't have breakfast service in the morning.
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What is he sleeping on? Looks metal.
Obligatory Key & Peele - Continental Breakfast.
I use "I'll have what I'm having!" all the time
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I always assumed this is because of jet lag making me hungry and sleepy at weird hours because I'm so rarely in a hotel unless I'm in a different time zone. Does this happen to people when they are in a nearby hotel, too?
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Lmao, and it's not even something special, yet our body will just say "whelp time to breakfast".
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