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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 165 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This feels like the scared, naive, suburbanite's take on cities and public transit. Like, do you really think a system with 3 million daily riders has constant brawls?

[–] pc486@sh.itjust.works 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a comic from WokelyCorrect. I'd be surprised if they even know how to ride transit.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 89 points 2 months ago

Oof I didn't even notice the author

I like making people laugh & I dislike Woke politics. So I made these comics for us to laugh at Woke politics together and push back against its stupidities. I will stop mocking when it leaves us alone.

Author seems to be an absolute idiot.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I legit thought the name was satire, like The SoyPill on YouTube.

Wow, it turns out he's actually serious. Jeez.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But the TV said it does! I better go get in my big emotional support truck and sit in traffic instead!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gender affirming vehicle. Asphalt princess. Anyone got any more synonyms? I'm collecting them.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I prefer to call them Pavement Princess.

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I ride it every day and I’ve never actually seen a fight in my car.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I gather that the 80s was a whole different scene in the NYC subway. Plenty of pics out there!

Only time I was there was in '92 and it was nice enough.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm not old enough to have experienced the city in the 70s and 80s. I've heard stories but it's hard to say how credible some of them are, but I believe the city is a lot nicer than it was back then.

Like, Bryant Park is a nice patch of green in Manhattan. They do yoga classes there. There's a holiday market. People used to call it needle park because it had some a drug user problem.

Places change.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

yeah, I'm also not quite old enough for that, but the modern conservative narrative would have you believe that most cities are actual warzones right now that are worse than the 80s. i imagine it was similar then. it's hard to trust what people try to tell you about it anymore.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Helsinki subway is much, much smaller and this joke would work for it. Sometimes you see wild stuff in there

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 116 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

How are people upvoting this alt-right trash?

Here’s another comic by the same author

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 months ago

That's not Trump... That's... Giorno Giovanna?

35432

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Too bad to hear about the author. I found the comic itself to be kind of funny in an absurd way.

But know that I know what his intentions are it is time to give the author the "stone toss" treatment.

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That Trump comic is still kinda funny in a lolsob kind-of way. Like, I could imagine someone who does call themselves woke making it as well. It's still saying a criminal got to be president, so...

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

A lot of humour is structurally the same for left and right (we're all human, despite how inhuman the other can seem), it's just a matter of how you meant it. A lefty making this joke might have an anti-consumer angle, while a ~~dipshit~~ right wing comedian would be criticising public transit or probably just being racist.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Well, from my perspective:

  1. Comic is funny
  2. I have no context of who the author is or what the author did
  3. It makes me feel superior about the Hong Kong mass transit railway system /hj
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Your ignorance shows. You'd have more luck catching a good fight at a redneck bar for free than on the NYC subway.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah did a little research

Using the available data, the rate of reported violent crime on the NYC subway in 2024 is approximately 0.79 violent crimes per million riders.

https://www.nyc.gov/site/nypd/news/pr0101/nypd-citywide-crime-statistics-march-first-quarter-2024

Perhaps the HK mass transit system is safer, but I’m guessing not by that much, considering the ridership and crime rates, especially because they don’t report specific crime rates for mass transit that I could find but rather generic crime statistics

https://www.censtatd.gov.hk/en/EIndexbySubject.html?scode=400&pcode=FA100161

Gotta love this comic with subtle tones that “public transportation is dangerous” and this comment with “Chinese public transportation isn’t dangerous.”

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Safe as long as you agree with Winnie the Pooh and the CCP

https://youtu.be/GvWnEU_PW6M

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

光復香港, 時代革命。

@NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip

作为喺廣州來嘅美籍華裔,我希望有一日,中國大陸,香港,澳門,得到都更多自由。

獨裁主義喺世界上好多嘅國家都受到獨裁思想嘅威脅,而家連美國嘅民主正在衰退,但我希望世界既人民能團結,一齊消滅所有獨裁政權。

消滅中共,消滅普京政權,消滅川普政權,民主萬歲!

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

I miss 2019

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

That's funny, I used to live in Louisiana. I would occasionally go out drinking with my friends, and not one time did I ever not see at least one bar fight. And it didn't matter what kind of bar or club it was, it always happened. It's just a core part of society down there.

One time I was at a bar in Lake Charles and I was watching the "Malice in the Palace" which was a big fight during an NBA game where some players went into the stands and were punching fans. The TV was muted but I could still hear the sounds of the fighting; eventually it dawned on me how strange this was and I turned around to see a huge fight going on in the bar behind me with guys being thrown into tables and whatnot like an episode of Bonanza.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Deep south, born and raised. I always preferred a rough bar. Sit in the back smoking a cigar or pipe, sipping bourbon, and watch the show.

They tore down my first home bar and put up a gas station, I mourn the loss. It was great: bikers shooting up in the bathroom, fights all the time, drug deals, meth head drama, bikers selling moonshine outside. Had a hooker OD and show up dead in the parking lot.

Met a former roommate and lover there, had to chase her out of my house with a shotgun. She and her boyfriend started smoking meth in my house. Last I heard she went back to Georgia and is doing better.

Sucks, sometimes, that I had to quit drinking.

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[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I forgot a /hj on 3.

And of course I'm "ignorant" about the US railway system because I live in Hong Kong and not US

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 months ago

I have no context of who the author is or what the author did

Their usage of "woke" in the name is a clue

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Having ridden the subway for like 20 years, I'm a little pissed that I didn't get any shows for my ticket price.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No showtime?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Damn the only thing unbelievable in this comic is the cost of riding the subway. Is it really that cheap?

[–] SlightlyNormal@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Subway and most buses $2.90 a ride, and if you use the same payment method it has a maximum combined fare of $34 per week. That means that if you pay for 12 rides, any more rides are free within a 7 day period.

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dang that’s awesome. If I were in NY I feel like I would exceed that 12 ride limit & get free rides within the first day or two hahaha.

I used to live in Japan (in the rural north) and for a time I was also in Tokyo. Their public transportation infrastructure, while intimidating and maze-like (bullet/local trains, buses, the metro) I quickly fell in love how convenient and smoothly things ran. With a suica pass I would actually get on trains with no real destination just to enjoy the ride hahaha (and the a/c).

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 months ago

Also remember that the subway is a flat fare no matter how long you ride. You can go from Coney Island to the Bronx on that $2.90. and back again. You only pay again if you exit.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Eh. The only times I ever had trouble navigating Japan's public transit were finding bus stops, Shinjuku Station, and one (actually two) random stations in between Kyoto and Osaka. Busses are shit the world around (and most of the highway buses double up with train stations where an attendant will gladly explain what random corner to stand in), Shinjuku Station is an eldritch horror that NOBODY can navigate, and Google to this day does not realize those are two different stations and they have a lot of duplicated named lines.

But yeah. People very much underestimate US public transit... inside cities (and on the East Coast). Most I have used take the approach that if you use one system enough times in a day/month (via a card or single credit card) it just auto-buys you an unlimited pass for that period.


I've stayed in Shinjuku for probably closer to two or three months than not over the past decade. LOVE the area and never have a problem finding my train no matter how out of it I am. But I have also NEVER managed to actually find the exit I want and invariably end up just exiting out to the street and walking around the station to get where I want to go. And locals I know have had similar complaints where they either luck out and their train drops them off in front of the exit they want or they just pretend they are going shopping before going home.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Careful, this comic author might figure out a way to make a new comic about how good public transportation is bad for society

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

That's not bad at all. I've only got buses around me: 2.50/ride with 90min to transfer to any other bus free. Buying two tickets in a day automatically becomes a day pass (unlimited rides for the day). Or there's a 30day pass you can buy for $70

Then there's discounts for students and seniors.

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 43 points 2 months ago

All I see here is someone who doesn't ride transit.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

This is propaganda. The new York subways are safe.

[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dickshit MAGAt cowboy cartoonist think NYC is still in the 1970s.

He can go fuck himself.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago

Alt right trash

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or I could pay $5,000 for shitty seats and see a UFC fight at the Whitehouse.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pay $50,000 and you decide who wins the fight

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember actually seeing a fight in public transit in the US. Public schools, however... 👀 (There's like a fight every day in my highschool)

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I went to wrestlemania 18 at the Toronto skydome, $75 for great mid seats. I stopped watching wrestling 20 years ago but I wanted to take my brother for old times sake, $400 for the same type of seats for a lower show. I don’t know how people afford to go to anything anymore. Going to a restaurant now costs as much as it used to cost to have a concert night

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Throw $7 on the ground for a boost.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Coming soon to the front lawn of the highest elected official in the US

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Give'im the ole dick twist!

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