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[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Insert me saying C-hash to a programmer friend and promptly being roasted for the rest of the evening.

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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Me listening to audiobooks, "he winded his way up the path". I always say winded like winding a spool of thread, but hear it told like deprived of air from the narrators...

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[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Calliope

Hegemony

Vitiligo

These are a few of my recent ones.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

cal lie o pee? Think I got that one.

Haver never heard hegemony spoken aloud.

Jesus, I've been saying vih tag lio.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's what I thought too, but nope

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, even if you're too lazy to pull out a dictionary, you can search online how to pronounce words.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Problem is, you sometimes don't know you need correction.

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This hotline is funded by Hermione Granger.

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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

How can it be read incorrectly? "Can-della-bra?"

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