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Craftsman was a good brand back then.

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[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And who doesn't want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Literally cannot imagine the word "bunghole" except in his voice.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago

I need TP for my bunghole!

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those were the days, when your Craftsman tool broke (no, they did sometimes, really) you'd take it back to Sears and get a replacement for free.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

While the quality of the tools may not be quite as good Lowe’s and Home Depot I believe still do this with their store brands also

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lowe's isn't going to take a socket set off the shelf and open it to hand you the 12mm the way Sears used to.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

They replaced a 12 and a breaker bar just last weekend for me when I was doing a brake job which is the only reason I felt obliged to respond.

The quality of the tools isn’t as good, and they’re banking on most folks buying a new replacement, but they do still replace THEIR brand

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most dangerous buttplug I ever did see.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

Separates the cowards from the heroes

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's not like new, it's dull as shit. And really hard to sharpen.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The handle is torn up, too.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I need my bung hole reamed out, but not with this medieval torture device lookin' motherfucker.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's so unsafe with that un-flared base

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

It just keeps going deeper until you spit it out.

I have a dildo that is shaped like Rosie O'Donnell‘s left fist if that pleases you.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

After you get your bung hole reamed, go check your ballcock and make sure it's not sticking

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

This is actually a pipe chamfer tool fyi.

Although it does have other uses....

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

These days they only sell the amateur models with a flared base. I don't want training wheels on my bung hole reamer gosh darnit!

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

my dommy mommy uses the quality gear too, real recognize real

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Not enough TP in the world

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Who up reaming they bung rn

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Got a couple of drill bits like that. They won't fit in any of my power tools, you really do have to use the hand crank.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I know the medics are warning me 'don't do it', but they are not my supervisors!!

[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Captain Ray Sexvibes!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 3 days ago

Beer barrel ~~polka~~ poker

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this some sort of new arrowhead I'm not a good enough of an archer to understand?

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a reamer. For making holes in wood by turning it, sort of like a drill bit.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, I was making a joke but as it turns out, comedy is hard.

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Ah. I just took you serious cuz that's what my first thought was and I figure not everyone knows what a reamer is. It's not the most commonly used tool these days.