And who doesn't want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.
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Literally cannot imagine the word "bunghole" except in his voice.
I need TP for my bunghole!
Those were the days, when your Craftsman tool broke (no, they did sometimes, really) you'd take it back to Sears and get a replacement for free.
While the quality of the tools may not be quite as good Lowe’s and Home Depot I believe still do this with their store brands also
Lowe's isn't going to take a socket set off the shelf and open it to hand you the 12mm the way Sears used to.
They replaced a 12 and a breaker bar just last weekend for me when I was doing a brake job which is the only reason I felt obliged to respond.
The quality of the tools isn’t as good, and they’re banking on most folks buying a new replacement, but they do still replace THEIR brand
Most dangerous buttplug I ever did see.
Separates the cowards from the heroes
That's not like new, it's dull as shit. And really hard to sharpen.
The handle is torn up, too.
I need my bung hole reamed out, but not with this medieval torture device lookin' motherfucker.
It's so unsafe with that un-flared base
It just keeps going deeper until you spit it out.
I have a dildo that is shaped like Rosie O'Donnell‘s left fist if that pleases you.
After you get your bung hole reamed, go check your ballcock and make sure it's not sticking
This is actually a pipe chamfer tool fyi.
Although it does have other uses....
These days they only sell the amateur models with a flared base. I don't want training wheels on my bung hole reamer gosh darnit!
my dommy mommy uses the quality gear too, real recognize real
Not enough TP in the world
Who up reaming they bung rn
Got a couple of drill bits like that. They won't fit in any of my power tools, you really do have to use the hand crank.
I know the medics are warning me 'don't do it', but they are not my supervisors!!
Captain Ray Sexvibes!
Beer barrel ~~polka~~ poker
Is this some sort of new arrowhead I'm not a good enough of an archer to understand?
It's a reamer. For making holes in wood by turning it, sort of like a drill bit.
Thanks, I was making a joke but as it turns out, comedy is hard.
Ah. I just took you serious cuz that's what my first thought was and I figure not everyone knows what a reamer is. It's not the most commonly used tool these days.