I want to believe this is real SO badly, but it's just too perfect... It can't be... can it?
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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It's by a UK artist called fokawolf he specialises in these mock posters and sticks them in buses trains etc
A few other works of his:
I’d advise against that last line 😅
Omg i am going so fast, i am Flying. I am fucking flying over here. Yeaaaah
Sir, this is a wallmart.
Can you please get out and stop drooling all over the kiddie ride? Actual children are waiting in line and you have not even put a quarter in the machine for the last 20 minutes.
Joke aside. On shrooms i would half expect someone to gain the realization that they don’t want to drive at all and just stay in the moment, if not, to drive slower then a bike. But idk about that cocain mixed in.
On shrooms i would half expect someone to gain the realization that they don’t want to drive at all ...
Well, it's mixed with coke tho
'Experience driving on mushrooms & coke' hmm.. 🤔
You heard the man
You haven't lived until you fried out on coke driving at absurdly high speeds while your entire reality is folding in on it self.
KFC sells Pepsi products
In the American south, Pepsi is a kind of Coke.
I can't think of any dish at KFC that has mushrooms.
KFC is also a spinoff of PepsiCo and still serves Pepsi and not Coke.
Actually in my country, Sweden, they do serve Coke.
...we have kfc?
Yes!
how do we get rid of it?
Making decent fried chicken to compete against them with? That's how many places got rid of Starbucks.
Although unlike Starbucks, Nordic KFC tastes way better than American KFC for some reason. Tried it once when it arrived in Finland to see if it was true.
probably the antibiotics ban.
Denmark could sent you our former franchise owner, Bjartmar Þrastarson. He managed to fuck it up here quite spectacularly. Even refused to shut down the stores, when HQ ordered him to.
Basically, if I translate and summarize the articles that I linked: It came out that the locations in Denmark used a practice of re-labeling defrosted chicken with new dates to extend its shelf life. It was a widespread and routine procedure referred to by employees as "extending" the chicken. Evidence, including internal chat messages from multiple locations, showed this practice to be common over several years.
Graphic showing some of the messages here.
They're in English, because some of the workers at the locations aren't fluent in Danish.
You own Sweden? Can I borrow a moose or two?
I wish. I just rent
Their potpie did at one point.
I feel like they had fried mushrooms back in the '80s, but I may be blending my memories with the IGA hot case
Would make senes if first and second line switched.
Powered by potatoes and designed by chickens.
I was thinking of the second and third line. Designed by a team on mushrooms and coke to drive on hand-picked potatoes.
Volkswagen actually do sell fast food:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_currywurst
They even got an inventory label.