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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I need to make a call.

how about some fight or flight response?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Intelligent Design" my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be "designed". If there were a god, they'd need to have their godly design license revoked

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

"Oh god, I think I'm having a heart attack!"

"False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit."

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

God: "Hey! I said "and it was good", I didn't say "and it was perfect" "

[–] Pog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkey

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

we can throw things really good though. i like that part

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really not sure I get this

You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?

[–] quindraco@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches