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[alt text: a screenshot of a pair of tweets. The first tweet, by @lottyburns, says: "You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?". The reply tweet by @FreyjaErlings, says: "This is called, 'having a job'."]

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

Sweet. I get 150k. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[โ€“] jarfil@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kind of did that already, and for less money.

On the bright side, daggers are cheap... so if you really hated them that much... prison is like a vacation where you get to read a lot of books, right...?