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[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why not just eat off the floor at that point?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I don't know, in my country, we take our shoes off at the entrance.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?

[–] kubica@fedia.io 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trainousers

Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Slaps top of trainosauraus

The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shit, I don't even wear pants in my home

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

even when guests are there?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

Especially when guests are there.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This post is not about keeping shoes on

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Shh, let's keep them innocent.

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

It is, though. You wouldn't make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn't think it's moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where do you keep your shoes?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 day ago

The shoe corner.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. 😂

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Oh, well then, carry on lol

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

What's with the switching back and forth between "you" and "u"? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

[–] spicystraw@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Only works if you're a show-er though

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago
[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's life hacks for that too...

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Strategically placed socks

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Why do I kinda want a pair

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago

one knows that one must do it to another

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Aah yes, finally, the rizzler

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