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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the song that never ends.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Fuck you.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If not, what about Darkwing Duck?

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

When there's trouble you call DW!

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If you forget a few of the words, it'll only make it more convincing.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Clever, age and sobriety test all in one

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

GlomTales! Technically I’m Scottish as well GlomTales! Uhhh—Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks GlomTales!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

James Bond jr?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

This thread needs a bit of Punk Rock Factory 🤘😁

https://youtu.be/Ese77uJ7SFo

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 points 4 months ago

"No problem, I can prove it: If you get between me and my coping mechanism, I'm liable to go to prison for what I'll do. Does that work for you?"

[–] scrollo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Humming the "Moon" theme from the Ducktails video game should also count

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

I could do it!

my brain finds odd times to inject that theme song into my life

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

What if I draw a VGA cable?

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy... like... dude, he was clearly over 21.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think they literally have to swipe the ID every x number of purchases or something. Probably varies state by state though.

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