It's not nightmare. It's called carcinisation and it's natural.
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They're not showing the whole picture, which in this case would be Arachnimerica
Funny, I thought of it as geological carcinization.
It's cancer alright
araneus americanus
I like how the words on califournia make it look like it's being shaken up and down.
You'd think it would be used to that by now
It’s why my mother in law never visits. I am externally grateful for earthquakes
Well, America's already proven it doesn't need udders to be milked dry by the rich. 😋
RFK's worst nightmare? Flourida
If you have both, America becomes a big spider. I think that's preferable to America with udders or quad-dick.
More like Califivenia. The original's still there.
Well assuming economic output matched the state being duplicated, California would be the much preferred outcome.
And population as well. More than one third of all people in america would live in a california which would do pretty good things on elections for example.
I heard that country had like, 40 god damned dicks.
Only 40? Really?
Now do Fouregon
Imagine the storm systems that landform would induce.
Spiderica is everyone's worst nightmare. Could a meteorologist draw me up what the weather patterns might look like?
i'm seeing double; four dicks
Udders is a much more sfw version of what those are - that's M'urika with (up to) eight dicks!
SUCK ON DEM TIDDIES!
Hmm, yes! Titillating