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[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I thought this was a kiwi.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I thought it was a penguin.

[–] sunstoned@lemmus.org 11 points 4 months ago

Someone get the holy hand grenade

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/bun_alert_system

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did... did it piss all over the place?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

That’s typically what thunderstorms do.

[–] apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

I am in the piss area. I can confirm that we were just pissed on.

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/bun_alert_system

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My phone was sideways, so I saw a bird first and foremost. Maybe a crow. After all, some say the sound of a crow is a cry. Some say the sound of a crown is a lie.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Almost! In fact, the old saying goes "when you lie, you make a crow cry". Also, that's a penguin.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was referencing the lyrics of a song. Just to cover my tracks, I also gotta say pardon my French for the song title.

[–] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Pelican with his mouth open

[–] 01189998819991197253 3 points 4 months ago

Does it have big, sharp, pointy teeth?

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Would it not be a welcome bunny peeing on all the forest fires?

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Has the bunny alert system been notified?