Technology

Ph.Deez nutz.

I have friends who actually have a Ph.D. It takes many years to get one and an attempt to actually better a field. People tend to trust your opinion on a subject when you have a doctorate in that field.

I can't even trust ChatGPT to answer a basic question without fucking up and apologizing to me, only to fuck up again.

Maybe stop treating language models like AGI? They're awesome at recognizing semantic similarities between words and phrases (embeddings) as well as generating arbitrary but reasonable looking output that matches an expected output (structured outputs). That's cool enough. Stop pretending like it isn't and falsely advertising it as being able to cure cancer and world hunger, especially when you wouldn't even be happy if it did.

If I asked a PhD, "How many Bs are there in the word 'blueberry'?" They'd call an ambulance for my obvious, severe concussion. They wouldn't answer, "There are three Bs in the word blueberry! I know, it's super tricky!"

ChatGPT in its PhD thesis defense: "Oh, I'm sorry for the misinformation, let me try this again..."

Just Conmen selling their snake oil

I could power a data center with the rolling of my eyes after reading this headline.

Didn't he claim that with 4ó as well? But yes please inflate the bubble further, blow everything up.

"It can now drive its users straight into an active psychosis 35% faster by sounding more persuasive than ever before!"

I had the Blueberry talk with GPT5:

🎓 PhB level checks out.
🚫 Blockchain level uselessness and waste as well.

🎈📌💥

OpenAI claims a lot of things.

I mean, that doesn't really mean much, given that you don't have to be very intelligent to get one. It's mostly an endurance exercise and often a test how much frustration and uncertainty you can take in your life.

How many ChatGPhDs will it take to do the math on how long it is until this bubble pops?

This guy always shows up with his hands like this in news photos

I know it's irrelevant but I had to point it out

Oops i ate the onion.

Right? No way thats considered a legitimate argument since a PhD just says you dedicated yourself to a very specific topic and arent necessarily smarter or better spoken for it.
Or is he just bragging he found a way to filter it to just people's PhD thesis papers that they stole?

Maybe a PhD in civil engineering lol.

Shouldn't be hard to improve over this rubbish:

is it now 15 years after 2010 ?

GPT-4 No, it is not 15 years after 2010. As of today, August 8, 2025, it is 15 years after 2010.>