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The screengrab is from a couple minutes ago.

House Votes on Ousting McCarthy as Speaker: Watch Live

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Do you know how bad and weak this makes america look to RUSSIA and CHINA, the house just lost it's speaker and you loony tankies are LAUGHING

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

In my defense - it was just a chuckle and not a guffaw. I'm saving up my guffaws for a special occasion. Like next year before the election - Biden dies of old age. I know, I know. That's bad. What can I do? I'm naughty.

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

first time in american history

this shit rules

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm sure the Dems got huge concessions in exchange for this. Very strategic and good brains over there. No way they'd just freely help boot the guy that caved so that someone even farther right would be in power. Surely not. No way. Not this time.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Very strategic and good brains over there.

Hakeem Jeffries is 53 that means epic cases of the dems grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory are going to happen in the house for decades. And he'll be highly effective at punching left if not kneecapping the left.

[–] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Surely the Democratic party isn't still running the same play they did in 2016 and hoping to boost their numbers by pushing the Republicans further right, right

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The funniest outcome would be to elect trump-kubrick-stare as speaker since they don’t technically have to be a representative

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"My first act as speaker is to make John Fetterman wear pants. He must wear pants. Pants are important. Pants—"

"Mr. President... I mean Mr. Speaker.... Um... Mr. Preseaker - John Fetterman is a senator. The rules of the senate are different."

"I don't care. Gotta wear pants. Knees protruding. Disrespectful. And - 'Mr. Preseaker' - I like that. Everybody heretofore gotta call me that. Until - of course - will the presidency for the third time..."

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Smirks as he picks up the gavel and says “I got a bigger one at home”

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

"A big guy in a suit came up to me. Big, strong and powerful. You could see the big muscles under his suit. Big! Very big. Like a body builder. He has tears in his eyes and he is crying and he says 'Mr. President Trump, sir - I want you to be the Speaker of the House. Please, please, please.' So - I dunno. Maybe I'll be the speaker. Maybe. And we can impeach Crooked Biden finally."

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

That would own. More free airtime for him to keep pumping up his numbers and be a big ol' catty queen.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

So you're telling me this right wing nutbar wasn't nuts enough?

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Mr speaker, your fired sir

[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

New ghoul, same as the old ghoul.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Well currently I think it means "no ghoul".

[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Ah. Of course. Why would things be different.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He will probably eventually get voted back in just like before.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

That would only make this funnier

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Live by the four vote house majority margin.

Die by the four vote house majority margin.

I gotta wonder if the Dems were savvy enough to line up five Republicans to break ranks and elect a "moderate" House Speaker or if they're just going to laugh as McCarthy's ass hits the pavement, kick back, and watch the country burn.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Amerika has lost its speaker, thus americans aren't allowed to speak anymore (including the internet)

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Hahahahah another triumph for liberal institutions

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago