this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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Online communities called "Seedless Watermelon Catholics Against Watermelon Catholics", "Homosexuals Against Catholics Who Are Against Seedless Watermelon", "Watermelon Seeds Against Seedless Watermelons and Catholics" and "Catholic Watermelons Against Seedless"

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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What in the JPEG is going on here?

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Makes me want an Invincible point-and-click adventure game.

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? And he didn’t even do a shitty crop to remove half of a word.

This place is going down hill fast.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Here’s the highest resolution I could find using TinEye

[–] manucode 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Music monks ride again

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I miss the days around 2007 when Facebook groups were harmless fun instead of corporate dystopia.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

When they dropped by "new" I ditched it.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I can read some of these letters.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 23 points 1 month ago

Oh shit sorry. Gonna compress it further later

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Now this is the content I’m here for

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Catholic Watermelons against Seeds

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're either with us or against us.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's always fun when that one pops up.

Seedless watermelon against catholics -

I took that picture.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The watermelon pfp, or the original screenshot?

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The watermelon picture. It's crunchy red.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] The_v@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Heres the whole picture that I took with my cheap point and shoot camera I carried around.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1537/5553/products/11580_grande.jpg?v=1486445288

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Watermelons against Catholics seeding watermelons.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Isn't all shit ass-type shit?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Watermelonless catholics against seeds.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That first one a real thing? Its hard to know what is real anymore.

Are they catholic converts? I bet they are.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Look out! Here come's an "s"!