Maybe he's just based and can't stop biting cops
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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I love that Biden is showing the right amount of respect to the secret service by keeping this dog, lol. It's probably my driving them wild that they can't just shoot it.
Found him running across the Antarctic wilderness being shot at by Swedes in a helicopter
Jesus Christ, perfect.
:norway-cool:
Every time I see some story like this, all I can do is feel bad for the poor dog. There's no way he's been getting the kind of care and attention he needs.
Coming to the conclusion that the dog is being controlled by aliens than the obvious that it has bad owners and it's in a distressing situation.
We love animal abuse!
I'm not saying it's Havana Syndrome, but I'm not saying it's not Havana Syndrome
Havana a couple of White Paws
Operation Air Bud is underway 
I love that I can keep using this
sounding out a bizarre "clicking" noise
Damn who knew Commander would be patient zero for the fungi from The Last of Us
Could it be that for shits and giggles the Russians created the Acoustic Commander?
Acoustic Kitty was a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) project launched by their Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s, which intended to use cats to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies.
This post had me thinking xenomorph so here's a picture of the dog xenomorph from Alien 3
Of course it'd be a greyhound or whippet lmao
I wuv them
good puppy
Used to creep me out something wicked as a kid, love Alien 3
Stop eavesdropping on Commander, you dickheads.
It's probably had covid multiple times now. Brain just turned to jelly.
Bark, bark bark bark
Translation: Remember comrades, no Russian
Anti-fa druid in animal form 
Clearly Commander is a SeeSeePee manchurian candidate taking his marching orders directly from 
i would like to think hes having a fun time with Lincolns ghost but i doubt it
Based dog 🐕🐶
Cuba keeps trying to hit Biden with the flu ray, but like a good dog Commander jumps in front of it every time.
(I don't know what this emoji is about, but it felt like a good place for it.)